Buddy the Gourd!

I want to be the Pillsbury Dough Boy

On TV, there he is, the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
He's calling everyone in the phone book,
telling everyone,
My cookies are fresher than ever!
Hoo! Hoo!
Wow, I want to be happy about something like that,
To be so giddy about my life's work.
I want to be filled with glee, totally unaware of life's pain
the cold weather, the difficult spots,
how things keep breaking all the time.
My cookies are fresher than ever!
I am the Pillsbury Dough Boy
And I only know this ecstatic moment.